[There's a long, long beat of silence before a half-slurred:] Uh. [Sigh. He's wondering why he downed a whole bottle of whiskey, especially since he's pretty sure he just wandered off to some amusement park of some kind.]

So. This might sound weird, but I'm pretty sure I have no clue where I am.

[Another pause.] There a, uh, bus stop nearby?